Sorry it's taken me so long, but I hope this part is worth the wait. :)

Title: Taboo and Liberation, Part 3/5
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Grif/Simmons
Rating: R
Word Count: 3540
Summary: Through a single drastic act, Simmons sets a new path for himself that he never knew existed, and he's not sure if he wants to take it.
Disclaimer: I am neither a Rooster nor a Teeth.
A/N: I wrote the entirety of this during my Student Aide period over like a month... I feel kind of bad writing smutty things when I should be doing errands for my teacher. And writing this on his computer, no less. Oh well. The subject matter might make him a little squeamish, but he's an English teacher. He can't get too angry at me for practicing my fiction writing skills. xD ...Hopefully he doesn't look through the history online, though. I don't know how he'd react to the sorts of things I had to research for this chapter. XD
Part One, Part Two
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( Everything around base was awkward now.  )

I know I haven't updated Taboo and Liberation in a while, but I've hit a bit of a block with it, and this just vomited from my brain... so....

Title: Metal Head
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Church/CT (lolwhut?)
Rating: Mild R.
Word Count: 1067
Summary: Church REALLY doesn't like being taken prisoner.
Disclaimer/Warning: Crack and wtfery here. Also, totally not my characters.
A/N: This randomly came to me while I was coloring a picture I drew of Church in a dress. Yes. I am that fucked up in the brain. :D
I do believe this is the strangest story I've ever written. And you all know I've written some pretty strange stories...
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( Church swore he could feel some circuits popping as he was thrown carelessly into the passenger side of the warthog. )

Title: Taboo and Liberation, Part 2/5
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Grif/Simmons
Rating: R
Word Count: 2238
Summary: Through a single drastic act, Simmons sets a new path for himself that he never knew existed, and he's not sure if he wants to take it.
Disclaimer: I am neither a Rooster nor a Teeth.
A/N: I'm sure you all hate me for the last part. I hope this will make it up to you.

Also, sorry it's so late. I've been busy lately with schoolwork and LOVE. Yes, that's right. Love. I actually am lucky in that front finally. I've got a date this Thursday with a beautiful girl from my newspaper class~~ <33

Anyway. xD You guys don't care about that, you want to read some darkly fluffy Grif/Simmons, am I right?
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( He was suddenly aware of himself drifting through a thick fog of blackness.  )

Title: Taboo and Liberation, Part 1/5
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Grif/Simmons
Rating: R
Word Count: 2650
Summary: Through a single drastic act, Simmons sets a new path for himself that he never knew existed, and he's not sure if he wants to take it.
Disclaimer/Warning: I am neither a Rooster nor a Teeth. ÜberEmo!Simmons is rampant in this one. Sorry if it's a touchy subject.
A/N: I was craving some sort of smutty darkfic but couldn't find any, so I decided to write one. This is inspired by the song I was listening to before I started writing -- Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional) by Cobra Starship. It's a good song, you should look it up xD That was the very baseline inspiration, though. It does not in any way embody the feeling of this piece. >>;

Also, excuse to use one of my new Brian Molko icons! Yay!
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( The new base at Valhalla brought with it a lot of new things, and yet, it was like an odd copy of the world of Blood Gulch he had left behind. )

So this isn't a fanfic... although this is supposed to be my fanfic archive. Oh well.

I just really wanted to post this somewhere in order to keep it forever... MY CHAT WITH LUKE MCKAY, VIA FACEBOOK.

It's kind of boring, actually... but it's just awesome I got to talk to him. Hell, it's awesome he accepted my friend request. <3

 

( CONVO YO )

Title: RvB Music Meme - Take Two
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairings/Characters: Grif/Simmons. I'm sorry, I know that pairing's getting a little old by now, but it's the only OTP I've actually gotten this obsessed over, and I NEED MOAR
Rating: G to PG-13ish. The last one is slightly R, but not really.
A/N: I want to draw, but I have freaking artist block, and I want to write, but I also have freaking writer's block, even with those requests I'm doing to try to fix it! What is this world coming to?! ;A; So, to remedy this, I'm doing ANOTHER music meme with some lovely music I just got. :D

( I do love me some new music. :D )

Title: You're the Bomb
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Onesided Grif/Donut, sort of onesided Grif/Simmons.
Rating: PG-13 for language. Nothing serious in this one, it's just silly haha
Word Count:
Summary: Grif swallows a bomb. Insanity ensues.
Disclaimer: I am neither a Rooster nor a Tooth.
A/N: This was spawned from watching little kid shows with the kids I'm babysitting. No seriously. I even think about RvB while freaking BABYSITTING. I think something is wrong with me. ;A;
The show in question was that one about the penguins from Madagascar, and I realized that they're a lot like Red Team. So... Here's a blatant ripoff of the plot used in that cartoon, Red Team style xDD
This may not be the best because I'm typing it on their computer and directly into LJ instead of through MS Word like I usually do. Sorry about that.
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( This morning, like every other morning, Sarge had Simmons spy on the Blues... )

Title: I Know
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Grif/Simmons, mentioned Grif/Tucker
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1493
Summary: Simmons finds out about Grif and Tucker's "meetings" in the caves.
Disclaimer: I am neither a Rooster nor a Tooth.
A/N: Sequel to Me or Him! Because a few people asked, again. xD
Beware, both Grif and Simmons are pretty out of character here. They both cry and carry on like some sniveling pubescent teenage girls.
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( Simmons knew something was up when Grif announced he was going on yet another walk. )

Title: Probably, Definitely, Very Returned
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Grif/Simmons
Rating: PG-13 (there is smut, I swear, it's just poeticized like I tend to do. LOL)
Word Count: 1130
Summary: Grif told Simmons what was bothering him, and Simmons doesn't know what to do with himself after knowing.
Disclaimer: RvB is amazing, and is also not mine. The combination of the words written here is, though. :3
A/N: Sequel to Maybe, Slightly, Only Very Probably In Love, because a few people asked for it and inspiration struck.

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( Never, even in Simmons' wildest dreams, would he have thought that Grif actually loved him. )

Title: Me or Him
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Tucker/Grif, Grif/Simmons
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 1161
Summary: Grif wonders if he should continue fooling around with Tucker in the caves when he has a loving partner back at base.
Disclaimer: RvB isn't mine, sadly.
A/N: No actual smut. And I really only tried to make it mentions of Grif/Simmons, but my OTP-minded brain took it way further into that direction anyway. I'm sorreeeeeeeeeeeeey ;A; OTL I'm such a horrible request writer.

Well, in any case, I hope you enjoy this, woah_there1187~ ^^;

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( Grif knew it was a mistake, but that didn't stop him from returning... )

Title: Maybe, Slightly, Only Very Probably In Love
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Grif/Simmons
Rating: PG. Unless you want to be a bitch about it and say it's PG13 because of two little uses of the f-word. In which case, who cares.
Word Count: 1372
Summary: It wasn't as though Grif wanted to fall in love with Simmons.
Disclaimer: RvB is copyrighted to Rooster Teeth, Budweiser the Turtle is copyrighted to Chopper the Ninja (who I just recently converted to the Grif/Simmons following, heck yes!), and the story is mine. C:
A/N: I'm having a bitch of a time with Let Me Count the Ways, so I sorta just wrote this to help me get out of my writing funk. >>;

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( It wasn't as though Grif wanted to fall in love with Simmons. )

Title: Let Me Count The Ways 2/?
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: RVB
Pairing: Grif/Simmons :3
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2312
Summary: Sarge tells Simmons to go get Lopez back from O'Malley. Insanity insues.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters or the Halo aspects mentioned. I just own the storyline. :3
A/N: Part two~ If you missed out on part one, it's here.

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( Twenty minutes and 200 food packets later... )

Title: Let Me Count The Ways 1/?
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: RVB
Pairing: Grif/Simmons :3
Rating: Eh... I'm saying PG13 at the moment.
Word Count: 2282
Summary: Sarge tells Simmons to go get Lopez back from O'Malley. Insanity insues.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, RVB, or Halo. Hell, I don't even own the GAME of Halo, or even an Xbox. And I probably couldn't even own YOU while playing. But maybe I could. Who knows?!
A/N: This is actually the first fanfic I ever starting writing for Red vs Blue, but since it's so goddamn long I haven't posted any of it... until today. This is part one of millions. I'm not anywhere near being done yet, and I don't know when it will end.

Please let me know if you like the story and wish to see it be continued! I promise there will be a lot more Grif/Simmons loving later on the in the story. ;]

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( I'm completely honored that you have so much faith in me, Sir. )

And on a side note, do any of you have a copy of Halo 3 and Xbox Live and would be willing to make a detailed walkthrough/flythrough of Rat's Nest? I need it like woah for a project I'm working on, but I don't have the resources to learn Rat's Nest myself.
If one of you could do this for me, I would love you long time. :D

Title: Exercise
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Grif/Simmons
Rating: R ;D
Word Count: 3578
Summary: "I mean, I've got a whole training regiment for you that you've never bothered to use."
Disclaimer: If I owned RvB, I'd make the characters do this. Which is definitely not what happens in the series. :C
A/N: This spawned from a half-idea, half-dream I had in the middle of the night. Funny how my best ideas come from that. Simmons is a little out of character toward the end, but it was too good to pass up. I'm sure you'll agree with me. :]

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( Simmons took a deep breath and let it out through his nose slowly, savoring the feel of grass beneath his bare feet. )

Title: Return - Alternate/Extended Ending
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Grif/Simmons
Rating: R
Word Count: 1452
Summary: Sometimes, you have to be patient.
Disclaimer: Roses are Red, and Violets are Blue. RvB I don't own, so please do not sue.
A/N: Because I'm a hopeless romantic and can't leave Simmons like I did at the end. =o=;

Return 9/9 (if you didn't already read it -- other parts are listed at the top)
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( Dinner was tasteless. )

Title: Return 9/9
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: A new twist on Grif/Simmons
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1386
Summary: He felt like his entire life was leading up to that very moment...
Disclaimer: I am neither a Rooster, nor a Tooth.
A/N: I want to apologize ahead of time for this part. o^o;

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven | Part Eight
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( He felt like his entire life was leading up to that very moment.  )

Title: Return 8/9
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: A new twist on Grif/Simmons
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1577
Summary: He felt like his entire life was leading up to that very moment...
Disclaimer: I am neither a Rooster, nor a Tooth.
A/N: Second to last part~

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven
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( Sink fixed? Check. )

Title: Return 7/9
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: A new twist on Grif/Simmons
Rating: Well, R for like half a second in the beginning and then PG-13 xD
Word Count: 1178
Summary: He felt like his entire life was leading up to that very moment...
Disclaimer: Not mine. ;[
A/N: More awkward daydreaming and interactions from Simmons :] Also, Simmons' music choices are pretty lame. I tried, but he really only liked one song of mine, so... well, I'll let you see when you get there. xD; Believe me, though, it's cheeeeeeesy.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six
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( Simmons gasped wildly and thrashed beneath Grif... )

Title: Return 6/9
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: A new twist on Grif/Simmons
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1175
Summary: He felt like his entire life was leading up to that very moment...
Disclaimer: I wish I worked for Rooster Teeth, then I could at least claim RvB was sort of mine. :[
A/N: Somehow or another some of Simmons' backstory weaseled its way in here, so you get my perspective on his ass-kissing problem.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five
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( The warhog was finished, gleaming dully in the beating sunlight... )

Title: Return 5/?
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: A new twist on Grif/Simmons
Rating: PG-13 again. Plot time, anyone?
Word Count: 755 (I really have a knack for writing even-numbered stories. Without even trying, either. o_O)
Summary: He felt like his entire life was leading up to that very moment...
Disclaimer: If Red vs Blue were mine, it would be much, much more gay.
A/N: Sorry this is getting so long, guys. I swear I didn't plan it being this ridiculous, but it's kind of turning into an epic. Plotwise, I'm pretty sure this only about the halfway mark, maybe a tiny bit over. So, either brace yourself for much more lame Grif/Simmons from me, or welcome it with open arms. Your pick. ;]

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four
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( I always knew you were a good soldier, Simmons. )